Great-uncle died, but I hardly knew him
That's an overstatement, didn't know him at all
I got no tears, truth told, I'm hardly sorry
Should I miss a stranger? It doesn't matter at all

Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

We drove to Richmond to see your sister's wedding
Spoke about the sermon being misogynistic
You had no tears, truth told, you're hardly happy
It's tough to care for strangers, we found her for your family
I wanna be, uh, your favorite boy
I wanna be your favorite toy
I wanna be, uh, your favorite boy
Oh, I wanna be your toy

Make me laugh till my belly hurts
Who the hell was I before you?
In so many words
Been better since I've known you
When I get a little short fuse
You know just how to calm me
Moreso than anybody
So grateful that you love me

I wanna be your baby girl
I wanna be your universe
I wanna be your baby girl
I wanna be your world

Don't you go changin' on me
It's all just a wave when beneath
Don't you go changin' on me
You're the only thing I see, I see
I wanna be, uh, your favorite boy
I wanna be your favorite toy
I wanna be, uh, your favorite boy
Oh, I wanna be your toy