I don't owe you anything
And anything is too much
I never heard say I could really sing
And if you did well were you drunk

You tried to make me feel inadequate
Like you up and I'm down below
I'd like to scorn your name in public
But I could never sink that low

Cos life is full of shocks and surprises
And you've always gone with the flow
Now I've witnessed all your disguises
And you can't stand seeing me go

I forgave you everything
But this time it's too late
So I'll save you the embarrassment
Of seeing me face to face

No use in trying to deny me
A chance to set the record straight
I know you bend the rules to suit your needs
And now you'll live with your mistakes

Cos life is full of shocks and surprises
And you've always gone with the flow
Now I've witnessed all your disguises
And you can't stand seeing me go

Oh (x4)

You gave yourself away
By being so competitive
You had the chance to stay
So why be so negative
So negative

Life is full of shocks and surprises
And you've always gone with the flow
Now I've witnessed all your disguises
And you can't stand seeing me go

Oh (x6)