This chick I know was pretty screwed up
This friend of mine managed to pick her up
Out one night at a club and she thought it was love
He came home she was in his room
Said he was messy she had cleaning to do
She stole his shirt she was crossing the line
She took it home and put it in her shrine

(CHORUS)
Every time that you're around
I try hard not to be found
I wish you would go away
Crazy is your middle name

This chick I know she always wants more
She's always knocking on my friend's door
He turns out the lights pretends he's not home
but somehow she always knows
She's one of those girls that never gets the hint
He says he's getting tired of it
Some people say ignorance is bliss I think she lives by this

(Only, When you're around)
Then one morning he wakes up and she's there too
His head is splitting and he's sitting in a hotel room
Outside the window's Vegas she said we finally made it
He took a look at his hand and that was the story of his wedding band