Upside down to Italy and then again England
London, you're not my friend, but you can be.
Springtime, but no trace of it here in London
I wear my cloak like Sherlock Holmes, if you remember him...

"Don't you worry, love. Let me help you, love.
There you go, love!"
All this "Brilliant, love! Will you excuse me, love?"
There you go again...

London!
The way you hate me is better than love
and I'm head over heels
London!
The way you wanna get rid of me
makes me weak in the knees

Do you think you don't care about me?
You're wrong!
If I disturb you what about it?
You keep me hanging on
To life...

You showed me a book About the new British dandy
Beautiful boys in exquisite fabrics
Oh-oh-oh! I ate it like candy
and brushed my teeth in whitening bleach

Oh, I wanna be like them,
I don't care if they are men
I wanna be rich, I wanna be fine and dandy!
In a townhouse in London
with art on the walls
and memberships in clubs for gentlemen

Listen to the pipes
They're singing in the night
It's raining all the time
Listen to, listen to the,
listen to the pipes in…

London!
The way you hate me is better than love
and I'm head over heels
London!
The way you wanna get rid of me
makes me weak in the knees

London!
The way you hate me is better than love
and I'm head over heels
London!
The way you wanna get rid of me
makes me weak in the knees

Ah-Ah-Ah...