Mamma mia, chunky chunk
Used to play that honky-tonk
And I bet you won't forget
The way she bet that dunky-dunk

I'm feeling so alone
So won't you take me home
And let me
Blow that big trombone

(Oh, yeah!)
Blow that big trombone

Got my brand-new pair of shoes
Got my gin and got my juice
I'ma let, I'ma get you
I'ma make your mamma lose

I'm feeling so alone
So won't you take me home?
And let me
Blow that big trombone

There's a band singing songs about Joana
While the trees by the sea are sound asleep
And the man by the piano is feeling lonely
He's begging: Oh, won't you sing this simple?

Melody, dy, dy, dy-
Hey Johnny! (Yeah!)
Let me
Blow that big trombone

(Oh, yeah!)
Blow that big trombone
Blow that big trombone