1. Baa Baa Bloody Sheep

Baa baa bloody sheep have u any blood
yes master yes master 3litres full
One for my motherfucker
one for my babe
and one for the lonley gay who lives down the lane

2. Mary Had a Little lamb (Cooked Fine)

Mary had a little lamb
little lamb little lamb
mary had a little lamb
from which she made pot roast

She took the roast to school one day
school one day school one day
she took the roast to school one day
and fed it to all the peons

Then they all got stomach aches
stomach aches stomach aches
then they all got stomach aches
and flooded the bathrooms.

3. Jack and Jenna Jameson

Jack and jenna went up the hill
to shoot a porno flick
Jack was hard and she sucked fast
and then she choked on his dick

4. Little Jack Horney

Little jack horney
looked very corney
jacking off his fully erect dick

He put his finger in his bum
as he began to cum
and said oh spanky me because I am naughty.

5. Humpme Dumpme (Humpty Dumpty)

Humpme Dumpme then come suck on my balls
Humpme Dumpme because I'm not tall
All your pleading and begging and your cock sucking
Cant get me to fuck u again like a whore.

Humpe me?Destruction
your pussy gets no affection