I Walked Through This Place, Although It Wasn't Really There
And When I Reached the Other Side, Thought I Didn't Really Care
I Moved Round a Bit, and Started Seeing People
And the People That I Met, Oh Were All Covered in Treacle

Everyone Was Laughing, Everyone Except For Poor Old Me,
So I Tried to Entertain Them, Oh But They Were Hard to Please
As Time Went By, Oh Backwards I Walked
Backwards I Talked, and Backwards I Laughed...

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