People say she is inoffensive
But her sex is quite intensive
Keeps a Kamasutra by the nightstand
And has a massive mammary gland

Sometimes she uses a vibrator
Others she just bangs a sailor
They say she is as white as snow
And always has someone to blow

The other day with nothing to do
She just wanted someone to screw
As she was starting to pray
The seven dwarfs came in the way

It was quite a pleasant score
As the dwarfs went down on her
They seem to have the perfect proportion
To perform an oral incursion

But sadly they all have a very small prick
So she had to carry on in pursuit of the magic stick
Go on snow white with your Clitassaurus Rex
Keep on with extramarital-sex