His Bag Of Tricks Would Confuse 007
Two Mobile Phones Is His Idea Of Heaven
He Thinks It's Cool When His Pager Plays Elvis
Life Would Be Hell Without Duracells

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Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget
Here He Comes Again - Can't Kick The Habit

But We Can't Talk 'Cos We Know That He's Listening
We Can't Slip Up 'Cos We Know He Won't Miss A Thing
Know For A Fact He Wants In On The Act

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Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

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Everything That He Does, Nearly Drives Us Insane
Everything That He Says, Ends Up Sounding The Same
Phone Rings At Six And He'll Wake Us At Seven
Check's In At Eight When The Plane's At Eleven
He Can't Be Late - He'd Much Rather Wait

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Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

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Everything That He Does, Nearly Drives Us Insane
Everything That He Says, Ends Up Sounding The Same

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Everything That We Do, Says He's Done It Before
Any Subject We Name, Says He Knows The Score
Everything That He Does, Nearly Drives Us Insane
Everything That He Says, Ends Up Sounding The Same

Hello, Inspector Gadget - Can't Kick The Habit

And In His Dreams He's A Fountain Of Knowledge
He Knows So Much That He's Got His Own College
Thinks He's Switched On - But He's Got It Wrong

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Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

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Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

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