Steven! Ste-Ste-Ste-Steven! Ste-Ste-Ste-Steven! Ste-Ste-Ste-Steven! Ste-Ste-Ste- 1, 2, 3, 4! Steven's a big fat meanie! A big fat meanie zucchini! Let's chop it up, chop-chop it up And serve it with Linguine! Al dente, al dente Al dente, al dente!