Rub a dub tub, two men in a tub
And who do you think they’d be?
Osamo and Georgie laying down plans
To fuck-up you and me

Georgie Pordgie, pudding and pie
Sent some bombs to make you die
When your children couldn’t play
Georgie Pordige whacked away

Mother gooses me, mother gooses you
Life’s a nursery rhyme, so what else is new?
You’re fucking me, I’m fucking you
What else is new? What else is new?

Eenie meenie minie moe
Catch a martyr by his toe
If he pulls the pin you’ll know
You’ve been fucked by Osamo

Mother gooses me, mother gooses you
Life’s a nursery rhyme, so what else is new?
You’re fucking me, I’m fucking you
What else is new? What else is new?