Whatever happened to romance?
Whatever happened to those first impressions
Kissing lessons
It's all too fast
Magic moments don't last
No "hello"
No "can i get to know you?" no
Everybody's in it for the thrill of the minute

Whatever happened to romance?
The boys that i've been dreaming of
The modern world
Is too confusing for the average girl
I think they've done something funny to love

You do your dating on the internet
Hook up with someone you could easily forget
He's never learnt about etiquette
And if it rains you just get wet
No-one's got the time
For anything other than the bump and grind
Lately they've done something funny to love

He wants to make it on the very first date
He thinks you're silly if you wanna wait
You say "ok" he says its just too late
Oh the fuss that he'll create

You meet on vacation
In a bar where the lights are low
During the conversation
You realise he's just a gigolo, oh

Whatever happened to romance?
Whatever happened to those stolen glances
The game of chances
It's all too fast
Magic moments don't last
No "hello"
No "can i get to know you?" no
Everybody's in it for the thrill of the minute

Whatever happened to romance
The boys that i've been dreaming of
The modern world
Is way too confusing for the average girl
And i think they've done something funny
Lately they've done something funny
I do believe they've done something funny to love