Koko dake no hanashi
Tonari no kurasu no sensei to
Onnaji kurasu no a-san ga
Maa ikenai koto inmoraru da koto
Uwasa no tamago ga warechatte

Chika okufukaku
Kusari ni tsunaida okashina himitsu ga
Shibuya no ekimae de
Maruhadaka no danshingu

"nakama ni irete ne"
"hanashi ni mazete ne"
Senzo daidai no dengon geemu
Nagare nagasarete kenzen ni
Ya raripappara pappappara!

Minna daeki mamire no goshippu nyuusu
Nicha nicha hoobattenda
Oetsu ga dandan kuse ni nari
Kusare gedou ni hodasaretari

Aru koto nai koto bakka no
Amai amai choko wo nameru aa
Shingi wa douare tenkabutsu darake
Umai esa wo ageru

Kireigoto wa usokusakute
Gesewa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou dayo
Anchoku dane

Naisho no o'hanashi
Ima wo tokimeku ano sutaa mo
Rippa na ano daisensei mo
Toboketa furi no watashitachi mo
Ya dandandidan dandandidan!

Nounai wa nietatte
Shiri-shiyoku ya shitto ga uzumaitenda
Kaado kiru basho wo sagashitari
Bakudan kakae hohoendari

Gingami no nakami abakeba
Wakariyasuku hito wa mureru aa
Sono ura kossori dareka ga
Kuroi ame wo furasu no deshou

Amata no niizu ni kotaete
Rigai no itchi wo uru dake sa
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Mushikui ato no zangai ni
Anata naraba nani wo umeru?
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Miechau sore wa minai kedo
Mienai are wa mitai no desu
Nazonazo desu sono kotae wa nan deshou
"wakan'nai!"

Aru koto nai koto bakka no
Amai amai choko wo nameru aa
Shingi wa douare tenkabutsu darake
Umai esa wo ageru

Gingami no nakami abakeba
Wakariyasuku hito wa mureru aa
Sono ura kossori dareka ga
Kuroi ame wo furasu no deshou

Kireigoto wa usokusakute
Gesewa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou dayo
Nanka yada ne