E
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
G#
When I was a kid on VoIP
C#m
I thought when I get older
A Am
I'd marry her, I told her
E
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
G#
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
C#m
If I could change a single thing
A Am
I'd make it me and not him
A Am E
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
A Am E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
A Am
And even though he's got social skills
E E7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A Am
Anyway, make the most of him
E G# C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo)
( E G# C#m A Am )
E
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
G#
The one who took you away from me
C#m
You hit it off instantly
A Am
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
E
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
G#
Push against his fashion sense
C#m
I've thought about what he looks like nude
A Am
I'm not gay, though
( E )
E
'Cause she's living the dream
G#
(Living the dream, living the dream)
C#m
Oh, she's living the dream
A Am
From back when we were seventeen
E
She's living the dream
G#
(Living the dream, living the dream)
C#m
Oh, she's living the dream
A Am
From back when we were seventeen
E
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
C#m
I just think that I deserve
A Am
A little bit of what I earned
E
I'm not gonna make another scene
G#
The one I made when I was twenty-three
C#m A Am
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
A Am E
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
A Am E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
A Am
And even though he's got social skills
E E7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A Am
Anyway, make the most of him
E G# C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
( E G# C#m A Am )
E G#
I think about you every day (every day)
C#m A Am
So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)
E G#
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
C#m A Am
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
(He's really fine as hell)
E
'Cause you're beauty
G#
And you're grace (and you're grace)
C#m A Am
Your telephone calls are my favorite place, and I
E G#
Want you to notice me
C#m A Am
With no restraining order, please
E
(Jason Derulo)
G#
Want you to care
C#m A Am
Want to smell your hair
[Final] E G# C#m A Am E
