G
Stark naked in front of my mirror
C
A pudgy person somehow did appear
D
Seems lately all I've eaten sugar and fat
G
It's getting obvious that's not where it's at
G
A big pot and tripley chin
C
Oh what condition my condition was in
D
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
G
What ever happened to my Greek godly frame

[Chorus 1]
Em         B            C             G
Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too
Am             D           G
Aren't always good as they seem
Em             B             C      G
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
Am                       D            G
That's what you get when you eat that way

[Verse 2]
G
I read a book on organic foods
C
Jumped on a health food kick Put me in the mood
D
You may not get to perfect overnight
G
But on the way you're feelin' clean out of sight
G
We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
C
We're gonna spread the news and give you the word
D
We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today
G
We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way

[Chorus 2]
Em            B                 C             G
Salad with a special knock you right off your seat
     Am              D            G
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Em           B              C      G
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
     Am                  D            G
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town

[Bridge]
G
H.-E.-L.-P. H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace

[Chorus 3]
Em             B         C            G
Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out
       Am                   D           G
You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout
       Em          B             C        G
If you haven't why don't you go shopping today
     Am               D                 G
And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way