Gm       Cm D
"imma slide into ya DMs today"
                       Gm        Cm D
'Cause "u r a gorgous amazing bae"
                           Gm           Cm D
"this is delightful to my ears and brain"
                              Gm       Cm      D
"Nice hair my cousin hair is kinda is like that"

"I LOVE YOU"


[Chorus 1]
Cm                         D
The mood is right but the words are so wrong
 Cm                    F
When YouTube comments write a love song


[Verse 2]
                          Gm    Cm D
"HI I LOVE YOU THAT'S ALL OK BYE"
                                  Gm         Cm D
"I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR BROWS AND YOUR EYES"
                                Gm           Cm D
"Your nice looks face," "I love how you rhyme"
    Gm       Cm D
"I cri evrytiem," "Have My Babies."


[Chorus 2]
Cm                      D
There is no doubt that I'll die alone
Cm                      F
When YouTube comments write a love song


[Verse 3]

Oh, hey! "Hey quick question that kind of just popped up
Gm         Cm D
Are you gay?"
                Gm  Cm D
What? "are you gay?"
                Gm        Cm D
"not 2b racist but r u gay?"
                                 Gm           Cm D
"Why do all of the awesome guys have to be gay?"


[Chorus 3]
Cm                  D
It's no big deal, I just wanna know
Cm                         F
When GayTube comments gay, bi, gay, homo


[Verse 4]
             Gm  Cm D
*Heavy breathing*
     Gm Cm D
*Crying*
                    Gm Cm D
*Sweet moment of silence*
                 Gm   Cm D
*Pop-Tart eating noises*
Gm Cm D
Ew


[Bridge]
Cm                             D
Words aren't enough cause the feeling's too strong
Cm         F
*Crying in gay*


[Verse 5]
                                    Gm                  Cm  D
Gosh, you don't have any towels in there. My hands are all wet
              Gm            Cm D
"wtf you're still alive????" What?
                                 Gm             Cm D
"imma keep it real with you...I thought you died" It's been like a minute
       Gm       Cm  D
"IT'S BEEN A YEAR," What? "IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS"


[Outro]
N.C.
"the rare jon cozart emerges from his cave for his annual appearance,"
N.C.
Don't touch me, what are you doing?
N.C.
"only to return to his hibernation for a year" (Ow, ow)
N.C.
Elise! Elise! What are you- stop it!
N.C.
"I E SSED YOU"
N.C.
What?