D                  A
 Hello, earthlings, your favorite alien's back
Bm                      A
 I crashed my spaceship, but here's my plan of attack
D                        A                                 Bm A
 Sit back, relax while I talk a bunch of crap on this track
               Bm D
(Oh oh oh oh oh,  Ah!)
D                   A
 I'm sick of hatred, self-righteous humans pretend
Bm                     A
 That momma's basement, is not the place that they live
D                       A                         Bm A
 They stay up all night long, complaining on vlogs


[Chorus]
                  D                      A
Right here, right now I'm gonna tell you how
               E                 G
I could give a fuck what you're about
                             D                           A
You think you're cooler than me, but you're not what you seem
                     Em      G
You're riding off my popularity
                    D            A                 E                  G
All I'm saying is: "Oh, don't come around here and act like you're my friend"
                       D                 A
You keep on reeling me in and selling me out
                  Em                    G
So I could give a fuck what you're about
                  D
Right here, right now


[Verse 2]
D                F#m                          D
 I hate the media and how they spin every word

 I killed a puppy, but I cuddled him first?
D                                                          A
 And if you think that's bad you should know there is worse
               Bm D
(Oh oh oh oh oh,  Ah!)
D                        A
 I'm not a bad guy, it's just my reputation is fucked
D                       A
 But I'll embrace it, I got no other choice, and it sucks
D                          A                                 Bm A
 If you don't think that's wrong, you're as dumb as this song


[Chorus]
                  D                      A
Right here, right now I'm gonna tell you how
               E                 G
I could give a fuck what you're about
                             D                           A
You think you're cooler than me, but you're not what you seem
                     Em      G
You're riding off my popularity
                    D            A                 E                  G
All I'm saying is: "Oh, don't come around here and act like you're my friend"
                       D                 A
You keep on reeling me in and selling me out
                  Em
So I could give a fuck what you're about

Right here, right-

[Bridge]
Bm                 F#               G               D
 Mother, have your mercy 'cause the worst is yet to come
Bm              F#         G              D
 Sorry that I'm emo in the middle of this song
            Bm       B G            D
 But we are tragically hard to please
Bm                 B                G               A
 Mother, have your mercy 'cause the worse is yet to come
Bm                                           A
 Ah, does Ronnie Radke have to smack a bitch? Too soon


[Chorus]
                  D                      A
Right here, right now I'm gonna tell you how
               E                 G
I could give a fuck what you're about
                             D                           A
You think you're cooler than me, but you're not what you seem
                     Em      G
You're riding off my popularity
                    D            A                 E                  G
All I'm saying is: "Oh, don't come around here and act like you're my friend"
                       D                 A
You keep on reeling me in and selling me out
                  Em
So I could give a fuck what you're about
                  D
Right here, right now


[Post-Chorus]
D            A          E G
 Tragically, tragically
                   D
 Right here, right now
D            A          E G
 Tragically, tragically
                   D
 Right here, right now


[Outro]
Bm              G            A7                D
 Get off of the internet and make some fucking friends