G  32003x
F  13321x
E  02210x 

Capo 4th fret


[Verse 1]
A
  It’s less sad that it should be to find a dead guy dressed up as Batman
    G
His penis out, with a magazine
      F                               E
And a Go-Gurt hanging out of his mouth but you know


[Chorus 1]
        A
We say “hey now”, this is America
            G
We got some time to kill, and we need a thrill
      F                            E
So we die doing the dumbest of shit, here we go


[Verse 2]
      A
We got people hanging out at abandoned malls, trying to get the dead people to talk to on
G
With a little rigged up Bluetooth thing
       F                              E
With a feather kicking out of the back and you know


[Chorus 2]
         A
They got Go-Gurts, ’cos this here’s America
            G
We got some time to kill, and we need a thrill
      F                            E
So we die doing the dumbest of shit, here we go


[Verse 3]
         A
We got a guy going sixty on a six foot unicycle, gunning down a road that is made of gravel 
         G           
And he’s barreling, towards a hanging bag
        F                               E
That is full of flaming Go-Gurts and now he is dead


[Outro]
        A
I said “hey now”, this is America