Please do not be alarmed, remain calm
Do not attempt to leave the dance floor
The DJ booth is conducting a troubleshooting test of the entire system
Somehow, while the party was in progress
An unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for some time
And while many of you have been made too brainwashed to comprehend
This frequency is, and has become a threat to our society as we know it

This frequency has been used by a secret society
In conjunction with Lucifer to lure and prey on innocent party goers
With hypnotism, syncroprism, tricknology, lies, scandal, and pornography
While the party is still in progress, we will keep you updated on our current status

We repeat, this is only a test, this is only a test
This station in conjunction with other air wave announcements
Will conduct this exact test without prejudice
Under the jurisprudence of the soul, the mind, the body
The positive, the negative, the ground, the proton, the neutron, the electron
The Ying, the Yang, the young, the Sun, the Moon, the star
The man, the woman, the child, the pointed, the defender, the judgement
The father, the son, the Holy Spirit, the past, the present, the future

This is only a test