That machine has ways to see me
As creepy as that seems
I'm no where near naked
But it just shows up on that screen

Cuz whenever i'm flying
It's easy for you to see
A naked picture of me
Without my authority

So scan a dirty picture for me
Scan a dirty picture
Scan a dirty picture for me me
Scan a dirty picture

Wherever you are goin
TSA Is right there withcha
Please don't get offended
I just gotta take your picture

Scan a dirty picture of ya
Scan a dirty picture

Wherever i'm going
Want to keep my clothes on
Please don't get me wrong
Just dont scan a dirty picture

So scan a dirty picture of me
Scan a dirty picture
Scan a dirty picture of me
Scan a dirty picture

My machine has ways to see you
I don't even need to dream
I don't have to get you naked
It just shows up on my screen