| D | D | D | D |
(ah..ah..ah..ah..)

[Chorus]
D
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you mouloud.  Lavabo, trottoir, mouloud
         G
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                      D
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you (cacapoum, cacapoum)
       A                          G
He's a book euh he's a na, he's a trippe book euh na
         D                     A
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum)

[Verse 1]
D
Eh watching you t'as fraoute les roubloutes.  Canapé, bidet à coudre
         G
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                             D
Eh watching you t'as fraoute les (cacapoum cacapoum)
          A              G
Watch euh me again, même triple again
         D                     A
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum)

[Break]
| D | D | D | D |
(ah..ah..ah..ah..)
| G | G | D | D |
(bop-bop...bop-bop...)
| A | G | D | A |
(ah..ah..ah..ah..)

[Chorus]
D
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you mouloud.  Lavabo, trottoir, mouloud
         G
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                      D
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you (cacapoum, cacapoum)
       A                          G
He's a book euh he's a na, he's a trippe book euh na
         D                     A
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum) ah, hahaha

[Verse 2]
                      D
Eh Gaspard wet Pierre sot qu'inclus.  Baby sleep dortoir les mouges
         G
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                               D
Eh Gaspard wet Pierre sot qu'inclus (cacapoum, cacapoum)
   A                           G
Au Mickey qu'au Gaumont.  Lampadaire et paillasson
         D                    A
Merde in France (cacapoum cacapoum)

[Break]
| D | D | D | D |
(ah..ah..ah..ah..)
| G | G | D | D |
Play Tex, play Tex! (bop-bop...bop-bop...)
| A | G | D | A |
(ah..ah..bop-bop..) Well!

[Chorus]
D
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you mouloud.  Lavabo, trottoir, mouloudji
         G
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                      D
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you (cacapoum, cacapoum)
       A                          G
He's a book euh he's a na, he's a trippe book euh na
         D                     A
Merde in France (cacapoum, cacapoum)

[Break]
| D | D | D | D |
  Pff cigare   pff

[Verse 3]
D
Eh you speak bye ciao baby bye bye.  Baby sleep dortoir limaille
         G
Merde in France (cacapoum cacapoum)
                         D
Eh masque à gaz ciao bye bye (cacapoum cacapoum)
       A                          G
He's a book euh he's a na, he's a trippe book euh na
         D                    A
Merde in France (cacapoum cacapoum)

[Break]
| D | D | D |
     Alors?(cacapoum, cacapoum)

[Outro]
D
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                      G
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                      D
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                      A                    G
Eh la fauchonne conne d'you (cacapoum, cacapoum)
                       D                         A
He's a book euh he's a na, he's a trippe book euh na.  Chacha boum!