Audience:

Je-
Je-
Je-e-e
Je-
Je-
Je- (extended)
Je
Je

My mom used to be-
My mom used to be-
My mom-
Used to be -
My mom -
Used to be my dad!
Used to be
My dad
Used to be my dad!
Snip snip!
Used to be dad!
Snip!

I was jilted by a le-
Lesbian
By a lesbian
(a dyke)
By a lesbian dwarf!
She gave good head!
She gave good head!
Slurp slurp!
She gave good head!
Slurp!

I used to be a lapdancing pre-operative transexual!

A chi- (extended)
A chick
A chick
A chick with a dick!
With a dick!
With a dick!
Chick with a dick!
With a dick!
With a dick!

I want to be-
Want to be-
On tv-
Please let me be-
Let me be-
On tv-
Choose me-
Please, me.

Je- (extended)
-rry!
-rry!
-rry!