[Intro] Bm  F#

[Primeira Parte]

                Bm                                    E           F#
Baby I've been stompin' around in these heels for all the goddamn day
      Bm                                 E       F#
I got aches and annoyance from living to earn my pay
         Bm                                    D         F#
Yet some piece and quiet from you would really go a long way
           Bm
So ease it down

[Pré-Refrão]

            A          G
You see I'm tired, I'm spent
           D
I'm really feeling my age
         A                G                       D
You know life is twice as hard when you're living half on the stage
      Em              A         D             Bm
And I barely have the energy to sing you this song
                  Em           A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
           D         Bm
And do 'em all night long

[Refrão]

G    A            D              Bm
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
          Em              A               D     F#
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh

[Segunda Parte]

                      Bm                         E        F#
You can call me juvenile, but I'm picky on how I spend my time
                Bm                                      E            F#
Don't you know, it takes two crates of makeup to go out lookin' this fine
             Bm                                  D            F#
I don't work these nails to the bone to hear you squabble and whine
           Bm
So help me out

[Pré-Refrão]

                            A        G
You better believe that I'm hot, I'm wet
         D
And it's really not fair
                  A                  G                    D
Takes more than a tall cool glass of you, there honey, to bring me up for air
         Em                A                      D            Bm
And I've been too blown to rest these bones for a long country mile
                  Em           A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
         D           Bm
And put 'em on for a while

[Refrão]

G    A              D            Bm
Oooh boy, now gimme some of that smile
          Em              A               D     F#
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh 

( Bm  E  F# )
( Bm  E  F# )
( Bm  D  F#  Bm )

[Refrão]

G    A            D              Bm
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
          Em              A               D     F#
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh

[Final] E  A  D  B