INTRO:
C                                   Am
You say you could fall in love with Elvis.
G                            C       Am
You say you like to hear The Beatles sing.
C                                    Am
Wait a minute, wait a minute, pretty baby.
F                               G
I wanna tell ya just one little thing.

#1.
G              C              Am
Oh, well, your love for Elvis Presley, it 
         C               Am
wouldn't last very, very long.
C                  Am
You'd get sick and tired of watching him 
C                  Am
wiggling past your door.
     C             Am               C
It's true that The Beatles they can talk and 
Am
walk.
C                  Am                    C
you'd get sick and tired of hearing them talk 
     Am
that talk.

CHORUS:
                        F
It wouldn't happen with me..it wouldn't happen 
     G
with me.
                        C       F       C
It wouldn't happen with me, oh, no, not me, 
    G
oh, yeah.

#2.
        C                   Am              C
Oh, you say you would marry Ringo, with his hair 
            Am
hanging his face.
        C                      Am
Oh, but honey, that will never happen, he couldn't 
C                 Am
find that wedding place.

CHORUS:
                        F
It wouldn't happen with me..it wouldn't happen 
     G
with me.
                        C       F       C
It wouldn't happen with me, oh, no, not me, 
    G
oh, yeah.

BRIDGE:
     F                        C
It's true that you may get an autograph, yeah.
    F                                      C
You may even get one of them to smile your way.
    F                              Am
But remember when it comes down to marriage.
       F             D            G
You'll never, never, never, never see that wedding 

day.

#3.
         C                   Am         C
Now, the only thing you will ever be to Ricky is 
       Am
just a fan.
       C            Am                        C
You'll never get to squeeze him, honey, cause he's 
            Am
a traveling man.

CHORUS:
                        F
It wouldn't happen with me..it wouldn't happen 
     G
with me.
                        C       F       C
It wouldn't happen with me, oh, no, not me, 
    
uh-huh.

BRIDGE:
     F                        C
It's true that you may get an autograph, yeah.
    F                                      C
You may even get one of them to smile your way.
    F                              Am
But remember when it comes down to marriage.
       F             D            G
You'll never, never, never, never see that wedding 

day.

#4.
         C                   Am         C
Now, the only thing you will ever be to Ricky is 
       Am
just a fan.
       C            Am                        C
You'll never get to squeeze him, honey, cause he's 
            Am
a traveling man.

CHORUS:
                        F
It wouldn't happen with me..it wouldn't happen 
     G
with me.
                        C       F       C
It wouldn't happen with me, oh, no, not me, 
    Am
not me.

OUTRO:
C                   Am    C
Whoaaaa-oh, not me, baby..it wouldn't happen 
         Am
with me, baby.
C     Am                                        C
Yeah, yeah..awwwww, it wouldn't happen with me, baby.
C     Am
Yeah, yeah..
      F            G           C
Well, it, wouldn't happen with me..(Fade.)