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  Kill yourself, please please kill yourself
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  You should really kill yourselves. (x2)

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  PooPoo PeePee, Penis and Vagina
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  Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
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  So fucking delicate like mommy's fine china
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  If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
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  I got a message for these little fags trynna
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  Be a mommy's boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, asswipe
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  Looking like they just had a gyne-
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  cologist stick five fingers in your ass, 
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  no lube, so what'cha gonna do?
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  If you're number one, shove it up your ass and make it number 2
  (Oh)
 
  Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hearing it
  You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
  (Oooh)
  Ha Ha no comma, bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna

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  My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
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  I only joke about diseases, a reference that only you can catch
  (Ew, oh my god.)
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  And if you think you're fucking grown up
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  Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
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  Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
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  Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch

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  Go outside and ride a bike or something
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  And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
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  And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
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  Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses
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  Never mind faggot, 
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  just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot
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  I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
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  Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
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  And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
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  And then you can hang yourself

  Is that the end of the story?
  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, No son

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  Kill yourself, please please kill yourself
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  You should really kill yourselves. (x2)

  "I got a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole..."