D

[Verse 1]
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Look at that there fool talkin' lots of shine
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To turkeys in the rain filling heads with brine
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A fancy little fool with fancy little ways
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Churning bullshit into butter 'cause butter always pays

[Chorus]
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But who's the bigger fool?
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Is it the fool?
D                  G           D
Is it the fool who follows the fool?
D                  G           D        G           D
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool?
                G           D        G
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G
The fool who follows?

D

[Verse 2]
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Look at that there fool playing dirty tricks
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He must be made of teflon 'cause nothing ever sticks
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Dancing 'round the room while farting in the breeze
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Friends huff it down like it's American cheese

[Chorus]
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So who's the bigger fool?
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Is it the fool?
D                  G           D
Is it the fool who follows the fool?
D                  G           D        G           D
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool
                G           D        G
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G
The fool who follows?

D

[Bridge]
D G D G D G D

N.C.

[Verse 3]
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Look at that there fool still talkin' shine
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If he don't get his way, he'll bitch and piss and whine
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He can't complete a sentence, can barely complete a thought
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A mouth so full of lies, you'd think his tongue would surely rot

[Chorus]
D
But who's the bigger fool?
D
Is it the fool?
                   G           D
Is it the fool who follows the fool?
                   G           D        G           D
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool?
       D        G           D        G
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G
The fool who follows?

D

[Outro]
D            G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D        G
The fool who follows the fool who follows
    D        G           D
The fool who follows the fool