Like a rag doll
With a scent of vinegar
And a reputation matching Tommy Hilfiger

With a feeling
I would win the lottery
You explained that I had already lost it utterly

I know you can be quite specific
In an arrogant/charming way
And since I think that that's terrific
I'll stay

I had planned my day
At least what I should eat
You had planned things like our children's names - oh, how concrete

I was Kosovo
And you were Serbia
You convinced me that there's hope for life - in Suburbia

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