C        G         F
I've been self-diagnosing all of my problems
C         G                   F
Carrying all my stress in the jaw
C    G                 F
I've got all sorts of health products
C           G                F
Aspirin and robo, and my new skincare wash


[Bridge 1]
Dm             G
It couldn't be excessive caffeine
C              F
Dehydration or lack of sleep
F
I need something real heavy

Woooooaaa!


[Verse 2]
C        G           F
I've been banging my head to the beat of trauma
C         G                  F
Cynic and bandage by natural law
C        G            F
I've got all sorts of beauty products
C              G                F
Face-paint and polish, resistant to the wash


[Bridge 2]
Dm                  G
Now I don't trust my Tylenol
C                   F
To save my ass when I mess up

Dm             G
Now I doubt my neti pot
 C                  F
Could even clear up all my snot
F
I need to fix myself

Wooooaaaa!


[Verse 3]
C        G         F
I've been self-diagnosing all of my problems
C         G                   F
Carrying all my stress in the jaw
C    G                 F
I've got all sorts of beauty products
C           G                F
Face-paint and polish, resistant to the wash


[Bridge 2]
Dm                  G
Now I don't trust my Tylenol
C                   F
To save my ass when I mess up

Dm             G
Now I doubt my neti pot
 C                  F
Could even clear up all my snot
F
I need to fix myself