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it's been said time marches on and we've gotta take stock
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but I don't wanna Howard I don't want to this show is my rock
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your contract's up in two more years and if you don't renew I'll die of shock
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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh stop the clock

N.C.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Natalie Maines!" -Sarah Silverman  

[Verse 1]
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Robin Quivers took her vegecation used meat and veg for her masturbation
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she tripped on drugs so she could find life's answers
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but instead she got a super gross grapefriut sized cancer
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eating right gives you cancer

[Verse 2]
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the 143 I love you code vagina pussy and droppin loads
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when Ronnie cums he groans and moans
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Sal wants to beat his wife til she shits out her bones
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he'll punch his wife til she pooped out her bones

[Verse 3]
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Hoawrd doesn't wanna breathe your germs he never died his hair he never got a perm
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when he jerks off it's like a butter churn his tiny penis only cums one sperm
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his teeny weeny peeny cums one sperm

[Verse 4]
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while Steve Brandano mans the halls and Lisa G has shit in every stall
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Robin's got big brown pussy walls I choked on fumes from Richard Christy's balls
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I gagged on fumes from Mr Christy's balls

[Outro]
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oh oh oh oh woe is me
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oh my Howard 143
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oh oh oh oh you're my rock
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oh oh oh oh stop the clock