Intro:
-"Well, that's what I said before, Dr. Robert... Todays's hard rock isn't played the same way as the eighties.
-Of course not, Dr. Mitch! Just a bunch of stupid kids trying to play guitar!
-That's why we gettin' this sample of this guys's DNA. He's a real hard rock that came from the eighties!
-Our experience is gonna be a success and a... Oh my God!!!
-Hey, You! Where the hell are you going?!?"

Hey Little kid why you're looking at me?
That's my style, I'm gonna make you see
Not that I have to prove to you
I just think you need to know the truth

Why do you laugh at my long hair?
Call you a rocker is just not fair
You were a baby, I was playin' guitar
I'm gonna show you the asshole you are

Call me insane and out of date
But it's my life and it's my fate
If you say how to play the game
Now it's the time I'm gonna show your fame

What comes around always goes around
Now you're down you're gonna kiss the ground

Why do you laugh at my jeans so tight?
That's why the girls come to me tonight
I'm gonna show you how to be a man
First You must stop being a grunge fan

Call me insane and out of date
But it's my life and it's my fate
If you say how to play the game
Now it's the time I'm gonna show your fame

What comes around always goes around
Now you're down you're gonna kiss the ground

Call me insane and out of date
But it's my life and it's my fate
If you say how to play the game
Now it's the time I'm gonna show your fame

What comes around always goes around
Now you're down you're gonna kiss the ground

Fuck yeah!