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I've just come back from England with astounding, scientific sort of news
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There exist in England living creatures much the same as me and you.
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Sure, it sounds fantastic though but facts are facts most everywhere
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That was in New York, it was in Paris, maybe the coast of Peru

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No no no, no not fair, it was England
Yes it was, it was England
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Yes it was, it was in her coal

How was England weather? much like ours but with a moister sort of air.
Their communication? much like ours but with a drier sort of air.
Reproduction? good question: quite a big surprise in there:
That's just like New York, just like Paris, just like the coast of Peru

No no no, me and her, there in England
Me and her, there in England
Me and her, there in England, oh

No no no, lots of fun, there in England
Lots of fun, there in England
Lots of fun, there in England, oh

Em 
England, oh, England, England, oh, England...
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England, oh, England, England, oh, England... (repeat 4X)
 

No no no, lots of fun, there in England
Lots of fun, there in England
Lots of fun, there and you know ?

Allright, I could tell you darling  that you feel it's just some wild fantasy.
In a parallel existence where we thought we masters really ought to be
Sure, go on and doubt it, that I dreamt it up but friend I know
That everywhere is just like England everywhere is just like England
And England's just like everywhere I know

No no no, Everywhere is just like England
Everywhere is just like England
And England's just like everywhere I know
 
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