Bright City Lights :
Bright city lights,
they keep me happy, warm and bright.
Can you hear them,
they're callin out for you.

Bright city lights,
I used to win all day and night.
Those one armed theives,
they've got me on the run.

Cuz they've taken all that I had,
and spit me right out on the street.
But I've got a big pile of
free porno mags.

The freaks are out tonight,
all dressed in pink, red, yellow and white.
This is the Disney
for the mature adult.

Hermaphrodites
parade around with such pride and such delight.
Give me a call,
loose women tonight.

Cuz I'm high on top of the world,
and broke face down in the mud.
Oh tell me, 'Why ask why?'
Let's go get a Bud.

So I lost everything that I had.
And I'm two million dollars deep in debt.
But at least I've got my city lights
and free porno mags.