Intro:
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Verse:
D                                G
I like smoking non-addictive marijuana

D                                      A
I like a big old bump of that soothing speed.

D                                           G
But what I really like is a big spoonful of heroin

D                     A               D
Cause heroin always gives me what I need

(repeat Verse chords)
I like a big shot of whiskey in the morning
And a big old shot of cocaine in the afternoon
I'll shoot whatever you got, but man you best got a lot
Cause I can see right now that yours will be gone real soon


Chorus:

G                            D
You say marijuana is non-addictive

D                                A
For you my friend, that might be true

D                                               G
You get the munchies, sit home and watch your TV

D                             A                         D
But give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that shit'll do

(repeat Chorus chords)
You say marijuana is non-addictive
For you my friend, that might be true
You get the munchies an sit home and watch that TV
But give me a hit son, I'll show you what that shit'll do