B
What the hell is wrong with me?
F#             D
I'm not who i want to be
  B
I tried spot cream an’ i tried it all
    F#               D
I'm crawling    up the wall!

          E F# G A    E F# G A   E F# G A        B
What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....

B                                 F#
I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door
      D
Said all full up!
B                                   F#
I got nicked, fighting in the road an' the judge
         D
Didn't even know

          E F# G A    E F# G A   E F# G A        B
What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....

D
Dad got pissed so i got clocked
A
Couldn’t hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
D
Offers mum a bribe through the letter box
E
Drives you fucking mad

          E F# G A    E F# G A   E F# G A        B
What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....

Now i'm round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
An' you won’t know who came
          E F# G A    E F# G A   E F# G A  B
What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....
          E F# G A    E F# G A   E F# G A  Bsus4 B  E
What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....