|A |A D |D A

[Verse 1]
A                                        D           A
Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes
    A                             D         A
My ego sang me lullabies and my conscience sang the blues
    A              F#m               D             A
It took me to a crossroads once and said I had a choice
         A               F#m         D    E        A
But he couldn't hear me make my bed over his own voice
    A              F#m                D               A
So if I climb the mountain now in my patent leather shoes
       A                 F#m                D         E         A     |E
And I touch the hand of God up there, will you still help me choose?

[Chorus]
A              C#m               D
They tried to tell me you were cold
C#m                        D
And you're impossible to hurt
          A                        F#m
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
D           E            A
They should put it on a T-shirt
A                        F#m
If that's true about the both of us
D           E            A
They should put it on a T-shirt

[Instrumental]
|A |F#m |D |A

[Verse 2]
A                F#m             D                  A
Yes, I got your article on the shape of things to come
      A                  F#m                       D    E         A
I'm glad you're feeling guilty now, that you're better off than some
         A             F#m              D                 A
But I think you sent donations to the wrong side of the road
       A                 F#m              D         E    A      |E
So I took 'em from their window sill and served 'em a la mode

[Chorus]
A              C#m               D
They tried to tell me you were cold
C#m                        D
And you're impossible to hurt
          A                        F#m
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
D           E            A
They should put it on a T-shirt
A                        F#m
If that's true about the both of us
D           E            A
They should put it on a T-shirt
A               D
La-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
D            E           D
They should put it on a T-shirt
A                F#m
La-da-da, la da-da-da-da
D               E           A
Why don't they put it on a T-shirt?

[Instrumental]
|A |F#m |D |A
|C#m |D |E |E

[Refrain]
A               F#m                      D           A
Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes
   A            F#m               D          E       A
My ego sang me lullabies and my conscience sang the blues
     A              F#m              D                A
I'm sleeping in the kitchen now, my feet are in the hall
     A               F#m       D       E       A
My picture's on her piano, my head is off the wall

[Chorus]
A              C#m               D
They tried to tell me you were cold
A                         D
And you're impossible to hurt
          A                        F#m
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
D           E            A
They should put it on a T-shirt
A                        F#m
If that's true about the both of us
D           E            A
They should put it on a T-shirt
A                        F#m
If that's true about the both of us
D           E            A
They should put it on a T-shirt
A                        F#m
If that's true about the both of us
D               E          D   A
Why don't they put it on a T-shirt