G
She don't like her eggs all runny
G
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
C
She looks down her nose at money
G
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny

 D
She's my baby, I'm her honey
 D                                      Em
She's my baby, I'm never gonna let her go

   G
He ain't been laid in a month of Sunday
   G
I caught him once, and he was sniffin' my undies
   C
He ain't too sharp, but he gets things done
G
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen

 D
He's my baby, and I'm his honey
 D                                     Em
He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go

( Em )

G
She thinks all my jokes are corny
G
Convict movies make her horny
C
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
G
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs

 D
She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
 D                                            Em
She takes a lickin', I'm never gonna let her go

   G
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
   G
A wacked out weirdo, and a love bug junkie
   C
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
   G
Payday comes, and he's a'howlin' at the Moon

 D
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe
 D
He's my baby, and I'm his honey
 D
He's my baby, I'm his honey
 D                                     Em
He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go

                C
In spite of ourselves
                               G
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
             D
Against all odds
                             G
Honey, we're the big door prize
                C
We're gonna spite our noses
                    G
Right off of our faces
                  D
There won't be nothin'
                                     G
But big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes

 D
She's my baby
 D
I'm his honey
 D
She's my baby
 D                        Em
I'm never gonna let you go