E             A
  June fourth 2005 

      E                                   A
will always be remembered as the day that I,


            E   E7              A            Am7
looked into the mirror, and confirmed my suspicion, 

E   E7sus4    E
I'm losing my hair.

E               G#           A                       B              G#            E
I thought about labisha, but pain in just one ball really freaks me out, 

E                      G#
I went down to Boswell institute, 

A                         B                 C#m          A
The salesman told me it's only as much as a car to get a transplant.

E           G#       A                          B
With only 3 weeks of head scabs, that's not for me.

B
NO, if it's balding I am then it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!

E / G# / A / B

E|--9-----
B|----9---
G|------10
D|---------
A|---------
E|---------

(Repeat)
I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel, it's just hair! (hair).


If we truly evolved we wouldn't have that shit anywhere!

I've gotta few years to go, before it really starts to show.

Until that day, I still got hair, but I'm gonna be a bald guy some day.


C#m    G#
  Bruce Willis is fucking hot!

C#m           G#
  And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy. 

C#m                                         G#
  I look just like that dude from snatch


                        A                                    B
If I just start working out, and buy some clothes I'll be so cool...


E              A
I'm gonna be a bald guy (bald guy) (x2)

E          A        B          E
Gonna be a bald guy some day...some day....