Dm             E
ooh oo oooh oo oooooooh
Dm             E
ooh oo oooh oo oooooooh


[Verse 1]
Bm         G
Guess it's time,you better
Am               G#m
plug in all your nightlights.
Bm     G
I spit ryhmes
          Am              G#m
You wanna hurt us? Better think twice
Bm         G
What's out there, past your
Am       G#m
darkened door?
Bm     G          Am        G#m
be prepared gonna sing your sore
D#m      A#m              C#         D
Just the eyes floating up out of the shore.
D#m         A#m                  C#        D
Your song's cake those kids were tougher before

[Interlude]
N.C.


[Chorus]
Bb           A              D
Hey man, I'm gonna eat your girlfriend!
Bb             A            D
No way! you're gonna meet a sad end!
Bb       A             D
Or maybe turn her into broth, la-la-la la la
Bb            A                D
Don't get all sour once you've lost la-la-la la la
Bb                        A
prep the meal, cut it up. stuff it up inside of my
D
secret meat box.
Bb                     A
How are you gonna chop anything without a weapon?
D
got you outfoxed!

Bb   A   D
Find my, hands across the meat and slowly peel the skin off.

Bb   A   D
Find my, hands around the mic and quickly rock your socks off!


[Verse 2]
Fm          Em
You'll meet your friends,
Fm       Em
You have no friends
Fm           Em
inside the ambulance.
Fm                    Em
cause you'd just threaten them
Bbm           C
Call into the night,
Bbm                C
please, get help tonight!
Bbm    C
to the werewolf.
Bbm      C
don't be aloof!
Fm                  Em
Give all your blood to him,
Fm                 Em
work out your twisted whims
Fm                   Em
stand under the warm street light.
Fm                Em
therapy could set you right
Dm    C#m    Dm     C#m
Let yourself be hypnotized.
Dm    C#m    Dm     C#m
Let yourself be help-notized?

[Interlude 2]
Am  Eb   D    D


[Bridge]
G                        A      D  E          A       F#
You're just a little snack, and so is your girlfriend.
B                           C#     F# G#       C#       A#
I'll juice you and make snacks for me and my girlfriend

[Interlude 3]
N.C.


[Chorus 2]
Bb            A                  D
hey man, your eyes will join the others
Bb       A                  D
lemon meringue just like my mother's
Bb            A             D
and then I'll boil your girlfriend, la-la-la la la
Bb             A               D
make dough for lemon bread and blend la-la-la la la
Bb                        A
prep the meal, cut it up. stuff it up inside of my
D
burning dungeon.
Bb                          A
mash the dough, fluff it up stuff it up inside of my
D
burning oven!

Bb A    D
I would give you guys a little break but I'm not Satan!

Bb A    D
I would serve you up with pepper steak but that's not vegan


[Outro 1]
Em       G
oooooooh yeah!
A        Dm
oooooooh yeah!