G                 E
I may not have a job
                             Am
But I have something that is much more
D
valuable than this
G                      E
I may have a couple friends
                         Am    D
Oh, I'd be damned if I didn't
G
Oh me, oh me
E
Everybody owes me
   Am                       D
A price too steep from my account to pay
  G                         E
I'll keep drinking passion tea to just
         Am         D Dm
get the taste of it
                G
Just get the taste of it
 E  Am  D

[Verse]
   G                     E
Stings and bites are contagious
                         Am
And I might just try to keep them to
D
myself
 G                       E
Bees and dogs are as harmless as the
                    Am    D
thoughts in your basement
  G                      E
Tell that guy that I'm sorry that I
               Am            D
liked you and made everyone upset again
 G                         E
I'll keep up with the reporting on all
     Am         D   Dm
of these events
           G
On all of these events
E   Am  D

[Chorus]
G                  E
I may not have a job
                              Am
But I have something that is much more
  D
valuable than this
G                       E
I may have a couple friends
                          Am  D
Oh, I'd be damned if I didn't
G
Oh me, oh me
   E
Everybody owes me
     Am                     D
A price to steep from my account to pay
 G                          E
I'll keep drinking passion tea to just
          Am         D  Dm
get the taste of it