Her brain was warped
At a very early age.
Horror-image avalanche
Of gore and blood-rage
She never fit in
With the rest of the pack.
Fright-flick obsession
Was her daily crack!

"mom and pop" video stores
Is where she hung out.
Drooling over poster art
That was hanging about
She always rented more
Than she could carry home
She suffered badly with
"b-cinematic syndrome!"

She is the video vixen!
She's out for the kill,
Hunting movies in sin
She is the video vixen!
She doesn't care about you,
Let the madness begin!

Her obsessions rose
To an all time high
When her sanity snapped
It meant people would die
She started out slowly
Killing one at a time
More movies meant more death,
To absurd levels she'd climb!

Her crime spree continued
From midnight to dawn.
Robbing each store,
From out of print to pawn
She blasted everybody away with that 45 from her purse
Bringing mayhem to all and spreading her curse!