[Chords]
A C#m Bm D E F#m
E|--5--| |--4--| |--2--| |--2--| |--0--| |--2--|
B|--5--| |--5--| |--3--| |--3--| |--0--| |--2--|
G|--6--| |--6--| |--4--| |--2--| |--1--| |--2--|
D|--7--| |--6--| |--4--| |--0--| |--2--| |--4--|
A|--7--| |--4--| |--2--| |--x--| |--2--| |--4--|
E|--5--| |--4--| |--2--| |--x--| |--0--| |--2--|
[Intro]
A C#m Bm Bm
[Verse 1]
A C#m
I'm tied down, I'm locked up
D Bm
I don't make independent decisions, but my wife says that I don't miss it
A C#m
My old friends, they don't call
D Bm
In fact this weekend they're riding skidoos, while I'm taking my kids to three zoos
Bm D
But the third zoo isn't exactly a zoo
E
It's a family counselor dressed like a raccoon
[Chorus]
A F#m C#m
I'm a family man, living according to a family plan
E F#m
I just found somebody's feces on my hand
D E
I grab a towel that's monogrammed
A
'Cause I'm a family man
[Verse 2]
A C#m
I don't have, a dream job
D Bm
I bust my butt everyday from 9 to 5 to finance the dreams of my kids and wife
A C#m
And my wife, has a business idea
D Bm
She wants to sell these teeny tiny hats, made especially for little baby cats
Bm D
Notice that I didn't say kitten
E
My wife says that a baby cat is something different
[Chorus]
A
I'm a family man
F#m C#m
We all don't fit in a sedan
E F#m
My last child, that spawn of Satan, was unplanned
D E
Please cut my vas deferens
A
I'm a family man
A
I'm a family man
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