G   D   G

    G
It's that time of year when we all get together
                          D
And afterwards we wonder why
            D
'Cause the later it gets, the drunker we are
                              G
Someone always ends up in a fight
            G
Well you'd think that a family could try to get along
                         C
At least this one day a year
        D
But the fact is we can't, we never will
                               G
So pass me one more Christmas beer

G                      C                       G
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, get drunk and annoy 'em
    D
I'm usually the one who tries to hold it together,
                                        G
But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer
G                  C                              G
We don't know any better, same thing, different year
D                                                                           G
God bless the family, can't wait 'til it's over, pass me one more Christmas beer

G   D   G

G                                                                D
Scotty's got GB down in a head-lock, Mike just got decked in the hall
     D
Over somethin' 'bout NASCAR and who had the fast car
                              G
And who put Junior into that wall
     G
Well grandma's bitchin' about men in the kitchen
                                    C
It's a good thing my grandpa can't hear
     D
I've tried to stay sober, but this party ain't over
                              G
So pass me one more Christmas beer

G                      C                       G
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, get drunk and annoy 'em
    D
I'm usually the one who tries to hold it together,
                                        G
But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer
G                  C                              G
We don't know any better, same thing, different year
D                                                                           G
God bless the family, can't wait 'til it's over, pass me one more Christmas beer

G                 C                              G
We don't know any better, same thing, different year
D                                                          G
Hallelujah and Happy Holidays, pass me one more Christmas beer