C            F         C
Well you promised to take me to town
         F             C          G
In that old carriage hearse you found
           C               F        C
Well i'm lonesome, with nowhere to be
         F              G       C
Just this old sleeping dog and me
         F        G           C
And the tinsel hangs in the window
        F       D        G (walk down top string of G-Gb-F)x2
Candy canes strung on a tree

            C            F            C
Well its Christmas, the snows falling down
         C             G      C
On this shit eating country town

           C      F          C
Well its getting hard to pretend
          F            C            G
That the new great depression will end
        C         F               C
Or I'll conjure enough Christmas cheer
    F         G     C
To buy us another year
             F         G         C
Hear the brainwashed candidates howling
            F      D         (G-Gb-F)x2
See their world radiant with fear

              C      F     C
Well its Christmas, 2015
         C             G      C
In this shit eating corporate dream

         C        F        C
Let us toast to Grandpa Felice
  F             C       G
And all of the others deceased
          C        F             C
To the blizzard flickering the light
       F            G       C
And turning their graves to white
          F        G        C
See the ghostly reindeer dashing
             F             D      (G-Gb-F)x2
With their bells in the perilous night

             C               F       C
Well its Christmas and the power is down
             C        G     C
On this beautiful country town