G       D          G
Are you still with him?
G      D       G
Big ol' country Jim
Em       D          F         C
Or was it Edison who sells the medicine
G               D            G
I could use some Ritalin from him

G       D              G
Me and Darlene called it quits
G           D                G
You almost blew your brains to bits
Em        D            F      C
Then came Meredith, she was a Methodist
   G              D         G
But suffered from epileptic fits

[chorus]

Em      D              G
Are you dancing on the wing?
Em      D                G
Are you singing "kill the king?"
Em      D                 A     D
Are you starting something big again?
C             D          C    D        G
On a plane to California On a plane to California

[solo]

G D G x4

[verse 2]

G        D           G
Well you didn't even blush
G       D              G
When I said you were my crush
Em         D          F         C
What about Edison who sells the medicine
G                D             G
Has he ever loved anything that much?

G        D             G 
But you'd rather be with Jack
G      D             G
Sucking on a bowl of crack
Em       D            F    C
Or in Los Angeles with a televangelist
G              D             G
Spewing out some terroristic crap

[chorus]

Em      D              G
Are you dancing on the wing?
Em      D                G
Are you singing "kill the king?"
Em      D                 A     D
Are you starting something big again?
C             D          C    D        G
On a plane to California On a plane to California

[solo]

G D G x4

[verse 3]

G        D           G
Probably call me in a year
G        D         G
Sobbing for a chandelier
Em      D             F    C
Eating sherbet in some sad suburbia
G              D           G
and dating a disturbing profiteer

G        D           G
But I'll be engaged to Jane
G            D             G
She'll have a cabbage for a brain
Em           D          F       C
She'll keep a diary and be real smiley
G                 D             G
And never leave me crying in the rain.

[chorus]

Em      D              G
Are you dancing on the wing?
Em      D                G
Are you singing "kill the king?"
Em      D                 A     D
Are you starting something big again?
C             D 
On a plane to California 
C    D        
On a plane