Am7
 While landfills overflow
D
 Around the globe
Am7
 You sit up there in your
D
 Red judge robe
Fmaj7
 This charade has got to end
G
 Mr. White Christmas, this is what I
      D
Recommend


[Chorus]
 Am7
Santa stay home
 Am7
Santa stay home
               D
This is not a test
       D
Not a test
 Am7
Santa stay home
 Am7
Santa stay home
                 D
Get to know yourself
          D
Know yourself


[Verse 1]
                  Am7
I can't have you coming in my house, no
Am7
 I don't know what you're all about
D
 Jolly pusher pushing more, oh, oh
D
 It's like the news don't reach the North Pole
Am7
 Year after year
Am7
 Nice & Naughty shop the planet to tears
D
 Life is the gift
D
 Presents don't, presents don't mean shit


[Pre-Chorus]
    F                     G
Who are you without the- rest of us?
                            D      D
You've got to get to know yourself
               F                     G
Take off that disguise, help us open our eyes
                D    D
Get to know yourself


[Chorus]
 Am7
Santa stay home
 Am7
Santa stay home
               D
This is not a test
       D
Not a test


[Verse 2]
              Am7
How 'bout we leave the trees in the ground, yeah
Am7
 Not cut them down just to throw them out?
D
 Life is the gift
D
 Presents don't, present don't mean shit
      F          G
With both poles melting
         Em       A
And the seasons blending
 F       G
Hurry up
      Em  A
Slow down


[Refrain]
      F          G
With both poles melting
         Em       A
And the seasons blending
 Em
Hurry up, hurry up
 A
Hurry up, hurry up
  Em      Em
Slow down
 Asus4      A
Both poles melting


[Chorus]
 Am7
Santa stay home
 Am7
Santa stay home
               D
This is not a test
       D
Not a test
 Am7
Santa stay home
 Am7
Santa stay home
                 D
Get to know yourself
          D
Know yourself


[Refrain]
      F          G
With both poles melting
         Em        A
And the seasons blending
 F       G
Hurry up
      Em  A
Slow down
      F          G
With both poles melting
         Em       A
And the seasons blending
 Em
Hurry up, hurry up
 A
Hurry up, hurry up
  Em      Em
Slow down
 Asus4      A
Both poles melting


[Outro]
      F          G
With both poles melting
         Em        A
And the seasons blending
 F       G
Hurry up
      Em  A
Slow down
      F          G
With both poles melting
         Em       A
And the seasons blending
 Em
Hurry up, hurry up
 A
Hurry up, hurry up
  Em      Em
Slow down / fade