Let's go to the place where the food is really good
and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah!
Get me to the seat, I wanna eat,
just a party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah!

What is this stupid shit?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
Take it back! (x5)

Hello pretty lady, I'll only say it once
"meat and cheese only", don't fuck it up!
Here it goes again a conspiracy
are you plotting against me?
I said only meat and cheese, yeah

What is this stupid shit?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
Take it back! (x5)

I'll say it simple, so you can understand
get my food right, I am a hungry man
You say you're sorry, not realy a waitress
"I'm studying to be an actress"
Starting acting like a waitress!
...Food!

Do you wanna see me puke?
What are you retarted?
Pickles make me sick
let's get the eating started, yeah!

Here it goes again,
I said it all along,
meat and cheese only
it's wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

What is this stupid shit?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
Take it back! (x5)