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[Verse 1]
D5
 You can have me if you want me
C5               B5
 All I need is a little strip money
D5
 I need a place for all the shit in my closet
C5                     B5
 I need a place to put all my electronics
      D5
Ain't nice
        C5   B5
I ain't nice

[Verse 2]
D5
 You ain't that nice but you got a nice face
C5                     B5
 Hope I can fit all my shit at your place
D5
 Got a collection of vintage calculators
N.C.
 If you don't like it then babe I'll see you later
      D5
Ain't nice
         C5   B5
It ain't nice
      D5
Ain't nice

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[Verse 3]
D5
 Well, trust me honey, you don't want me
C5                          B5
 I'll start screamin' if you look at me funny
      D5
Ain't nice
        C5   B5
I ain't nice

[Verse 4]
D5
 I'll borrow your stuff and never put it back
C5                         B5
 I'm kinda hungry, can you get me a snack?
        D5
I ain't nice
        C5   B5
I ain't nice
        D5
I ain't nice

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[Chorus]
         D5
It ain't nicе (Whoo!)
              C5   B5
Ain't nothing nice
         D5
It ain't nice
             C5   B5
No, it ain't nice
              D5
Ain't nothing nicе
              C5   B5
Ain't nothing nice
              D5
Ain't nothing nice
        C5   B5
I ain't nice
         D5
It ain't nice

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[Outro]
        D5
I ain't nice
              C5   B5
Ain't nothing nice
        D5
I ain't nice
              C5   B5
Ain't nothing nice
              D5
Ain't nothing nice

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         N.C.
It ain't nice